So a family “friend” recently stole photos of me and used them on Reddit to catfish guys and also used them to make money. Now that I’ve finally calmed down, I’m sitting here like wow. I could have made money to, with the damn photos I have. Could have had people sending me crab legs from Ireland. I’m so sad 😂 now I’m truly wondering what kind of hot guys and girls were sprung over my photos!

harryinasnapback:

15 year old me: So, did you get into the school of your dreams? Do you have a boyfriend or girlfriend, I don’t know? Do you a drivers’ license? Do you have a car? Did you move out? Are you happy with your life?

20 year old me:

whygz:

dankmemeuniversity:

shanyphantom:

illinicoise:

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

Girl, I reblog you at least every two weeks, and I’m tied. 🙄